Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(813): View more from Florida

hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Fuck appropriateness.

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(419): View more from Ohio

She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye

(319): View more from Iowa

Wasn't she moving abroad?

(419): View more from Ohio

Are you really going to debate this?

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(713): View more from Texas

she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..

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(269): View more from Michigan

My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.

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(214): View more from Texas

okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you

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(407): View more from Florida

i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point

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(315): View more from New York

It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.

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