im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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