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is it cool if i come over and use your computer?

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what happened to yours?

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i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.

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(916): is it cool if i come over and use your computer? (1-916): what happened to yours? (916): i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink. http://tfl.nu/idhb

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(919): View more from North Carolina

just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!

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(919): just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great! http://tfl.nu/724w

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(760): View more from California

You did not just play the dead husband card again.

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(760): You did not just play the dead husband card again. http://tfl.nu/xl50

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them

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(708): I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them http://tfl.nu/hbhk

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(973): View more from New Jersey

do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.

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(973): do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again. http://tfl.nu/k33f

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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.

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(565): It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina. http://tfl.nu/u0lc

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.

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(570): Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid. http://tfl.nu/hx89

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(410): View more from Maryland

My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?

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(410): My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night? http://tfl.nu/txqd

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(330): View more from Ohio

It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.

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(330): It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights. http://tfl.nu/79ia

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(970): View more from Colorado

Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina

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(970): Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina http://tfl.nu/uvty

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(615): View more from Tennessee

. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.

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(615): . Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this. http://tfl.nu/oczw

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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless

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(615): On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless http://tfl.nu/rjme

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(541): View more from Oregon

25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.

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(541): 25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that. http://tfl.nu/kj3r

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(330): View more from Ohio

ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water

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(330): ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water http://tfl.nu/dbl8

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(443): View more from Maryland

Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl

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(443): Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl http://tfl.nu/vb8k

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