Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies