I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....