I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He is an equal opportunity slut.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM