no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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