Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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