why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Will exercising make me less horny?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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