there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Randomize
