jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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