are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
its not stalking. its research.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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