who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think I won the penis lottery.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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