No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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