DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Of course I have a pirate flag
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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