He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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