I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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