I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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