U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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