We're like a lot better than the average bears
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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