I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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