I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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