Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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