She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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