The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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