I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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