He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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