You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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