at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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