Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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