her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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