ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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