If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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