i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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