so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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