idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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