There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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