Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea