can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
29 “I’m Getting Old” Moments
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
19 Worst Song Lyrics of All Time
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else