think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
