Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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