I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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