dude i'm inner monologue high
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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