Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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