i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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