are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Naked. naked and bneed help.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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