These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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