really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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