I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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