It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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