What a fucking waste of an outfit
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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