NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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