Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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