Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Let's paint friendship bongs
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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