check it out our google latitudes are spooning
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He has the fingertips of a God
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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