just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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