Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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