Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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