i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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