I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.